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BEEFITBOB WITH YOUR HAPPY HEALTHY TIP OF THE DAY

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES , BUT FOOD LABELING CAN KILL ME 

 

 

 

pexels-photoI LIKE EGGS. SAW A LABEL THE OTHER DAY ON AN EGG CARTON. HERE IS SOME OF THE SALES PITCH

  • SOURCE OF OMEGA 3   (THE GREEK ALPHABET STARTS WITH ALPHA AND ENDS WITH OMEGA. THE WORD MERCHANTS LOVE TO PUT A NEW ENDING ON THE ALPHABET. # 3 ENDING IS OMEGA 3  (I GOOGLED OMEGA 5 AND IT IS A SIDE -SCROLLING SCOOTER.  DON’T EAT THAT)
  • VEGETARIAN FED  (CHICKENS EAT WORMS, BUGS , MICE AND ANYTHING THEY CAN PECK AND SWALLOW.
  • FARM FRESH (MEANINGLESS)
  • ALL NATURAL (SAY WHAT?)
  • HORMONE-FREE (HENS DON’T GET TREATED WITH HORMONES)
  • EGG PRODUCER CERTIFIED (AIN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE
  • CERTIFIED HUMANE ( CHICKENS  GET KILLED WITH KINDNESS)

NOW THAT YOU HAVE A PHD IN EGG  LABEL TERMINOLOGY,  OPEN THE CARTON TO MAKE SURE THE EGGS AREN’T BROKEN, PAY FOR THEM TAKE THEM HOME AND ENJOY.

 HAVE A HAPPY HEALTHY DAY