MILLIONALS STRIKE AGAIN

IMG_1427The CRYSTAL COW PILE RESEARCH TEAM (CCPT)  say Those born between 1980 to 1996 are driving the Boomers crazy .

  • Lot of them still live at home
  • The use Body stinkem instead of soap
  • They are finally buying houses but three or more are in cahoots to by one place and probably are not married to each other  nor of the same color
  • They ignore Big Macs and  and eat some weird deal called Chipotle.
  • They stick their parents with a humongous bill for a cell phone, but don’t talk with it.
  • The type stuff into gossip holes called Twit-Instasomething-and Facechatter , snappers chapper and who knows what else. They put their own pictures on that things that are really an embarrassment .
  • The drink a Star Buck instead of a Dunking Donut
  • The drink some Craftsman’s homebrew instead of a Bud
  • They uber instead of drive , buy Adidas , but not Under Armer .
  • Netflicker is on the pad and the Blockbusting building is empty
  • They shop amazon-apple- goggle -and whatever over that dag hand held phone while Sears,Macy’s and Penny are in a world of hurt.
  • etc etc etc etc

Boomers you  are about to feel what the buggy whip manufacturers , and the elevator operators, and the plantation owners felt.

HEY BABY BOOMERS. DO WHAT MY RESEARCH TEAM TOLD ME.  “PICK AN AGE YOU LIKE AND STAY WITH IT.”  2016-03-05 09.59.46

I AM 35 FOR THE 49TH TIME.

beehealthy and happy

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