The CRYSTAL COW PILE RESEARCH TEAM (CCPT) say Those born between 1980 to 1996 are driving the Boomers crazy .
- Lot of them still live at home
- The use Body stinkem instead of soap
- They are finally buying houses but three or more are in cahoots to by one place and probably are not married to each other nor of the same color
- They ignore Big Macs and and eat some weird deal called Chipotle.
- They stick their parents with a humongous bill for a cell phone, but don’t talk with it.
- The type stuff into gossip holes called Twit-Instasomething-and Facechatter , snappers chapper and who knows what else. They put their own pictures on that things that are really an embarrassment .
- The drink a Star Buck instead of a Dunking Donut
- The drink some Craftsman’s homebrew instead of a Bud
- They uber instead of drive , buy Adidas , but not Under Armer .
- Netflicker is on the pad and the Blockbusting building is empty
- They shop amazon-apple- goggle -and whatever over that dag hand held phone while Sears,Macy’s and Penny are in a world of hurt.
- etc etc etc etc
Boomers you are about to feel what the buggy whip manufacturers , and the elevator operators, and the plantation owners felt.
HEY BABY BOOMERS. DO WHAT MY RESEARCH TEAM TOLD ME. “PICK AN AGE YOU LIKE AND STAY WITH IT.”
I AM 35 FOR THE 49TH TIME.
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